I have a dream...

...that all people who work with and around me will attain a P1 proficiency in basic oral and written communication skills, as well as professional etiquette

…that, by a sudden stroke of wisdom, our people will actually learn to register the fact that has heavy traffic and its not an aberration if it happens every single day for several year and it just means we need to leave home ten minutes early

…that our meetings will start and end on time

…that men will not wear shirts made of rayon, nylon or polyester or in prints that remind one of giraffes or tablecloths. They will also not wear pants that are tight enough to be a ballet dancer’s leggings or are loose enough to be a spare tent. The pants will neither sweep the floor, nor will display multiple inches of sports socks that we would rather not know existed.

…that women will apply restraint in the face of the relaxed dress codes they have to deal with. There will not be more than 6 colors at any point of time on the body, and that includes a color of hair that’s not black. The tinkling sound of the jewelry they wear will not exceed 20 db. They will also wear clothes that fit within 25% guessing distance of their actual measurements.

…that our elevators will be free of the coconut oil fragrance

…that our meetings follow a regular bell curve – 30% of the participants will drive the meeting, 60% will contribute, and not more than 10% are wasteful laggards – instead of the reverse.

…that our leaders will stop working QSQT (quarter-se-quarter-tak) and instead actually apply some of the stuff they read about in those leadership books stacked in their cabins. Or maybe I can amend that to – actually read some of the books.

….that everyone will know everyone’s salaries as soon they are fixed and no one will spend 25% of their working time speculating/ cribbing/ debating salary levels

…that all “publicly visible” leaders will be voted in only after a referendum with the larger population that shall use fundamental parameters to validate initial recommendations – intelligence and character

…that I shall replace Martin Luther King as the next visionary as the world changes as a result of these progressive achievements…